Bae: let’s go lay outside together and watch the stars glimmer in the sky
Me: *points to glow in the dark stars on bedroom ceiling* nahh I’m good tho
This is either a gay wedding or a straight one with a selfish groom
let’s take a minute and realize how heavy that train must have been.
Well considering how heavy her hair used to be, that trail would be rather easy, don’t you think?
What if the train is exactly as long as her hair was?
oH COME O N DISNEY
Just think, after years of being weighed down by like 60ft of hair and to suddenly have it all gone? She’s going to have major balance problems after that and afterwards be really fast.
Is no one going to talk about the horse just hanging out in church?he’s not “just hanging out” he’s the ringbearer
We are all brothers and sisters because we all have the same father
i didn’t realize growing up meant dying inside but hey it’s whatever
I’m going to drop out of school and become a stripper whO’S WITH ME
apparently 900 people are with you
Hahaha yessss at this rate I’m opening my own strip club.
I believe Stripper Army would be more appropriate my dear.
Stripper army… These are the women that argue naked.
Fuck yeah 23k stripper army!!